if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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