so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
the liver wants what the liver wants
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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