Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
