UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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