I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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