thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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