Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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