i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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