She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize