Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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