Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
People in love make me want to vomit
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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