The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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