I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She bit a glass in half.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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