with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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