I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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