K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
