ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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