a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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