Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
BRING THE BAGELS
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize