what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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