Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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