I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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