We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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