Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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