And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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