I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Randomize
