im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Randomize
