are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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