i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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