Having a random hookup so left but love u
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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