dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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