butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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