Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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