Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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