i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
