Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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