I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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