i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Ladies don't puke and tell
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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