i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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