she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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