i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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