You work out of a Hotel?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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