i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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