I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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