and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
