belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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