I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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