My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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