we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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