There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My vagina is officially offended.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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