My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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