omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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