Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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