I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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