Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
